We’re learning so much about Mexico!
For example: It is a hard thing dividing by 15. One option is dividing by 10, and then dividing the original number by 5 and taking the sum of those two numbers. The problem with this method is that it doesn’t really give you the right answer. Another such method consists of dividing by 3 and then dividing by 5. Robert’s methods always end in a sum of 2, which he doubles and then adds 1 in order to get the right number, which for him is always 5. Probably the most reliable alternative is taking 10 percent, then half of 10 percent, adding those together, and adding x, x being the difference between your answer and the correct answer. Dan figured out after extensive research that the least efficient way is the wrong way; that way isn’t efficient at all!
I’ve already seen four Mexicans. And many more from the car!
A sad thing, though. Crabs flock like lemmings to the road at night, ostensibly in search of the moon, so assumed as, upon seeing headlights, they seem to think they’ve hit the jackpot: not one, stagnant moon, but two, expanding rapidly, to gorge some primordial desire! And they frieze, standing, sideways, as they once walked, in awe. This, or they come in search of the perfect Honda Dodge, ironic as the name speaks not their fate. Inevitably, many of God’s children, which at one point looked like this:

Look, the next morning, like this:

Dan agli Ruini:

Dan after too much tequila:

La ultima Dan:

But I didn’t like the tacos???